Random thoughts about food
- Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes them.
- I got mad at someone and forgot to eat today. That never happens when I'm at peace. Therefore, peace makes me fat.
- Having to wash dishes takes all the fun out of cooking at home.
- When I'm on a diet, I only want the foods I'm not allowed to have. What's up with that?
- The freezer is full. The pantry is full. Yet my teenagers can't find a thing to eat in this house.
- 'They' say not to grocery shop on an empty stomach because it's bad on the budget. Well, going grocery shopping when I'm full is bad for the budget, too. It makes me buy diet remedies and healthy food items that I'm only going to throw away once the guilt is gone.
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